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Praajek recommends::::Check out this (click here) YouTube video interview with Chef Pierre Glardon, chef extraordiannaire and owner with lovely spouse Dina of the (click here) Rutledge Inn in Rutledge, GA. Pierre, from France via Chicago-area prepares the most exquisite French-American- Southern fare…if ever traveling in the South you must visit Pierre and Dina and sample his culinary artistry.

You thought Snakes (in a tube) on a Plane was goofy…wait til you see “Teeth” (only an R rating..for sex, drugs, language and violence..hey, it’s got it all). Teeth is about vaginal dentata. I know, you’re saying…”not another film about toothy vaginas…”. Fraid so. Teen girl preaches abstinence to her school peers only to finally succumb in the end to a cute guy’s persuasive pleasure pleas to fill her cavity. Brace yourself for the horror of (F)Buck Teeth. Ouch. Gives new meaning to stimulating your gums with an electric toothbrush. For this girl, (too bad screenwriters didn’t name her Monica) all sex is oral..so like former Prez Bill Clint you could finger wag and say “I neva had sex with that women”…..and now I’m neva gonna have sex with anyone eva again.

Latest from the Department of “Faathaland” Security: quarantine is so 14th Century…
new term in case of plague or Avian flu or terrorist pandemics…”Social Distancing.”

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“The President carries the biggest burden, obviously,” said DarthDick Cheney when asked his reaction to 4,000 American deaths in Iraq. Well, after 4,000 American deaths, 10s of thousands of Americans maimed, 10s of thousands of Iraqi men, women and children dead and injured…we would hope Bush has had at least a few restless nights of sleep. The burden….oh, the burden.

• Flood waters will begin to recede somewhere

• North Carolina will survive another week in the NCAA tournament

• Bush will utter something unintelligible about staying the
course in Iraq.

• Hellary will assert robotically that she is ready for Day One at
3 a.m.

• McCain will address a group of total strangers as “My Friends.”

• Rightwing radio drugaddict Flush Phlegmball will cough up an
incredibly stupid hairball of a remark.

• Bill Clinton will wag his Monica Finger at someone.

How about that other national dialogue/conversation…the one on Gender? If you view any amount of TV programming you have to be amazed at how males are depicted..(in advertising mostly, but also in programming)…as total dickhead idiots..always the goofy bumpkin..obsessing over flatscreen TVs, cable TV, satellite dishes, cars and beer..dancing arm swinging simian-style in front of TV football games often while wifey or girlfriend stands in the background arms folded, wry smile on face, tsk tsk tsking or winking in a “yes I know he’s an idiot…but…” smirking with an all-knowing head shaking that says “don’t worry, I’ll take care of it..you big fucking idiot..”

Of course the way Bill Clinton’s screwing up Hellary’s campaign with his MaCarthesque statments about Obama’s patriotism, maybe TV is just reflecting reality.

This just in…easy cure for CTS…Crapal Tunnel Syndrome: Cease Gerbiling Immediately.

Since we’re having a national conversation on race these days, could one say that Barack Obama…father Kenyan…mother Kansan..is sort of a hybrid? Which really makes him our first Green candidate.

…and blogged out…sorry fans….blogged out…tune in tomorrow…

Obama is…..

Left-handed…That’s right…he’s left-handed. What could this mean? What could this mean?

Was Karl Rove doing a little Opposition Research…nosing into Obama’s state-department passport files…on three different occasions. Were any of those state department contract employees wearing a red wig? Hmmmm…..

Happy 5th Birthday Iraq War…remember Operation Enduring Freedom…or some bullshit slogan like that…enduring indeed. I think it’s time to look back, sit back and listen to PraaJek’s good old rant dedicated to all things Enduring…

Click Here to listen to: Jis Lissen, one of PraaJek’s greatest (s)hits…

Like me, you lookin 4ward to that John McCain Perpetual 100 Years O’ War?

I’ve just read Barack Obama’s speech today in Philly about race and religion. I’m thinking: should or could this be the speech that he gives and then bows out of the presidential nomination race? Or should/could it be the speech that makes it necessary for him to continue. In simple, unemotional language Barack Obama outlined the origins and history of the racial divide in America. It’s not complicated. It’s just that few, on the public national stage, have ever tried to even attempted to explain this complex chasm. The feelings rarely expressed or given voice outside of outbursts of anger, frustration or intimate family and friend discussions…the hurts and grievances harbored by both blacks and whites…the stain of slavery that cannot be cleansed; the resentments of whites who don’t feel they should recompense for ancestral sins; the resentments induced by welfare, affirmative action, busing, crime. What precipitated this speech of course was his pastor’s recently publicized campaign-paralyzing roadside bomb utterances spit from the pulpit. That’s how most whites react to them. But not Rev. Wright’s congregation…who are inured of this type of holy hyperbole..it’s part of the black church experience says Obama…singing, stomping, shouting, exaggerating; not always coherently but always with passion and a bow toward theatre. A passion and theatre born of a feeling of freedom..a feeling of safety…here in this church I can finally speak my mind….without fear. Sometimes it’s emotional and moving, prayerful, poetic and political; sometimes it cathartic and full of venom and bile and just has to be spit out. When I first saw Rev. Wright’s video clips I said to myself…crap…I’m voting for Hillary. After reading O’s speech today I think I have to think a lot more about a lot of things.

Prayer for Economic Stim-ul-us

Lord have mercy on the credit mongers
the Fed Wizard’s wings no longer
Span green across the nation’s
Fortune elite
Don’t let prime-rated mortgage meat
And recalled droppings soon be rations.

Lord have economic mercy
on us
By George slay our recession dragon
We depleted the evil
surplus
Iraq attack still causes pain
So stimulate us with rebate feathers
tickle us where darkness reigns
whip us to a frothy heather
keep our consumer tails a’waggin
And our economy from saggin.

Ohhhh…man.

The sign above the coffee grinder in the grocery store says:
do not regrind coffee.
I’m comforted by this sign.
I won’t regrind my coffee.

Barack’s Rev. Wrong

A lot of folks in Chicago knew this was coming. Most Black Chicagoans know about Rev. Jeremiah Wright…and his penchant for fire-breathing blasts of hyperbolic carbonic acid-laced ejaculations; more like soda-pop for Black audiences and sulfuric for White ears which know little of him. His “god damn..not god bless America” utterances will make great B-Roll for future John McCain ads this Fall. Does Obama need to do more than recite the 3-R’s: Renounc’n, Reject’n Repudiat’n ? Maybe Resign’n from the Trinity United Church ? McCain of course has his McNut job preacher supporters such as PastorJohn Hagee and Rev. Rod Parsley…his not so sage spiritual mega-church mentor who says America has a constitutional mandate to destroy Islam.
Gotta love these preachers…preachin’ Christian values of love yet screaming hate, war and vengence. Hmmm…smells like Christianity?

American Spitzer
You gotta read today’s David Brook’s take on American Spitzer Guys…he’s nailed it: click on Title: American Spitzer above.

It’s here…
PraaJek’s latest rant: Runnin 4 Prezident…
download it here

Hellary

Hellary, Hellary, Hellary…what are we going to do with you…you’ve suddenly realized that you could lose this thing… this nomination..which rightly belongs to you…(whoever gets it is almost a shoe-in to become the next Prez..right?)..how could you not get this which is YOURS…hold you breath, twist your stomach in knots…this can’t be happening..who is this Black Barrack kid whose trying to take your toy away…this not-ready-on-day-one Black Kid (did you mention he’s Black?) who hasn’t won any BIG states (except Illinois) who has a bunch of those yucky “caucus” delegates…not the real tastey voter-primary delegates like you have…waaaa. so damn mad you could spit…throw the kitchen sink at him…hell..throw the toilet too. Not… losing…. this…. thing, damnit!

Politics is the art of consensus. Succeed by pleasing the maximum… or at least the majority. Eliot Spitzer apparently didn’t play by that maxim bullying and steamrolling, condemning and avenging in the name of right and wrong. What a great character…the political landscape is poorer without him. And his wife Silda…great name… isn’t she a dead-ringer for the future face of a 50 yr. old Jennifer Anniston. I admit it..wallowing in the purience of Spitzer’s woes. Show me the hooker. Ashley Alexandra Dupre…such a sweet girl..and a singer, too..check out her song…here “What we want” …refain sings “…can you handle me..?” Hmmm. As Larry “Wide Stance” Craig says, “you a naughty boy.” Spitz.