Prayer for Economic Stim-ul-us
Lord have mercy on the credit mongers
the Fed Wizard’s wings no longer
Span green across the nation’s
Don’t let prime-rated mortgage meat
And recalled droppings soon be rations.
Lord have economic mercy
By George slay our recession dragon
We depleted the evil
Iraq attack still causes pain
So stimulate us with rebate feathers
tickle us where darkness reigns
whip us to a frothy heather
keep our consumer tails a’waggin
And our economy from saggin.