Praajek’s Top Prajekshuns for the Week

• Flood waters will begin to recede somewhere

• North Carolina will survive another week in the NCAA tournament

• Bush will utter something unintelligible about staying the
course in Iraq.

• Hellary will assert robotically that she is ready for Day One at
3 a.m.

• McCain will address a group of total strangers as “My Friends.”

• Rightwing radio drugaddict Flush Phlegmball will cough up an
incredibly stupid hairball of a remark.

• Bill Clinton will wag his Monica Finger at someone.

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