• Flood waters will begin to recede somewhere
• North Carolina will survive another week in the NCAA tournament
• Bush will utter something unintelligible about staying the
course in Iraq.
• Hellary will assert robotically that she is ready for Day One at
3 a.m.
• McCain will address a group of total strangers as “My Friends.”
• Rightwing radio drugaddict Flush Phlegmball will cough up an
incredibly stupid hairball of a remark.
• Bill Clinton will wag his Monica Finger at someone.
