Things I have to ask my doctor about…

Posted on by Lawrence Rudmann

…is my heart healthy enough for sex?
…Is my liver healthy enough for sex?
…Is my spleen healthy enough for sex?
…Is my appendix healthy enough for sex?
…is my pancreas healthy enough for sex?
…Are my feet healthy enough for sex?
…What about my hands?
…My head?
…My …..?

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Published by Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer and amateur mycologist. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

2 thoughts on “Things I have to ask my doctor about…”

  1. To hell with all that crap. The only question you should ask your Dr is whether she is healthy enough to have sex, then git er done!

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