Things I have to ask my doctor about…

…is my heart healthy enough for sex?
…Is my liver healthy enough for sex?
…Is my spleen healthy enough for sex?
…Is my appendix healthy enough for sex?
…is my pancreas healthy enough for sex?
…Are my feet healthy enough for sex?
…What about my hands?
…My head?
…My …..?

Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer. View all posts by Lawrence Rudmann

2 thoughts on “Things I have to ask my doctor about…”

Anonymous says:

November 29, 2009 at 1:53 am

To hell with all that crap. The only question you should ask your Dr is whether she is healthy enough to have sex, then git er done!

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Anonymous says:

December 2, 2009 at 2:58 am

But, hey, this is what my TV says I should do, mahn.

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