Tiger’s Taste

Jeeze, who could blame the poor guy…when faced with such temptation…his homely, haggard housewife, Elin (in swimsuit):

or killer hottie Kalika Moquin (headshot)….>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Ow its gored !
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Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

3 thoughts on “Tiger’s Taste”

  1. Come on man, maybe Kalika swallows, it DOES matter……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gee I'll have your kids,just don't put that thing near my mouth..!!

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  2. Oh my God, Tiger is such an ASSHOLE…!!! Not!! What kind of woman signs a Pre-nup? Tiger's is my kind of dude. I think Elin needs to be prosecuted for domestic assault and can cop to an Alfred plea of no contest. She should be placed on a two year probationary agreement contingent upon Tiger's succesful completion of GOLF'S crown jewel, the Grand Slam..!!!

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  3. If I were Tiger, I'd dump that golf club wielding, husband abusing Sweed. Hell, good lookin chicks like that are a dime a dozen. Now is a good time to use your mulligan!!

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