KillJoy Was Here

Posted on by Lawrence Rudmann

Beware if you’re packing heat and want to drink ardent spirits in eating/drinking establishments in Ohio. Restaurants in this wild and wooly (mid)western state must prominently display signs warning of a felony commission should you be carrying a firearm. How can the NRA stand for this flagrant violation of Second Amendment rights to drink without the protection of a Glock 19.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.…. Mitch Ratcliffe

Published by Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer and amateur mycologist. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

3 thoughts on “KillJoy Was Here”

  1. How are we supposed to corral those illegal alien waitresses and waiters without packin some heat!! Bartender, I’ll take another Dos Equis xx.!!!

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  2. I can tell you have been visiting the old homestead. Which reminds me – is the Homestead Hotel still there? Or rather the Homestead Ho – a few lights were burnt out of the sign, but those mysterious red lights in all the windows were always burning!

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