Former Presidents Raygun and Bushwipe spent their off-White House time on ranches cutting brush. Their love of brush-cutting was only exceeded by their fondness for fondling Pentagon generals’ warmongering genitals. This obsession with brush-cutting is fertile ground for amateur and professional psychiatrists…i.e. their need to “brush” up against peace, start a war; need to expiate personal guilt; cleanse the land of their blood-scourged adventures; (have at it yourself all you headshrinkers)…(Clinton was too busy cutting bush to cut brush.) Obama recently returned to his south-side Chicago city “ranch” to play gym basketball and eat southern style cooking. He needs an outdoor activity. I suggest he adapt the brush-cutting precedents of former presidents by filling potholes in the city streets. That would be a studly urban winter activity equivalent to brush-cutting. Any ideas for summer months? Just hope he doesn’t take up golf.