Hardcord shock and rage exploding like nitro in an asylum. Words out of a nutty military storm trooper special forces manual? Maybe a description of terrorist tactics from a Robert Ludlum novel?
Nah. Hardcore. Shock, Rage, Xplode, Nitro, Asylum are the names of anabolic steroid-enhancing muscle-building protein products from GNC. These “sports nutrition” concoctions, usually in powdered form, are promoted to enhance your workout, “to help you reach your personal best.” But what are these product names meant to convey? Hardcore muscle-heads, use these and you’ll be shocked full of rage, ready to explode like nitro with a one-way ticket to the asylum. Personal best, baby.
2 thoughts on “GNC Junk Mail”
I thought this was another PETA veggie ad!!!
Is that Micky Rourke taking a breather at the Golden Globes?? Now thats Sirius!!