GNC Junk Mail

Posted on by Lawrence Rudmann


Hardcord shock and rage exploding like nitro in an asylum. Words out of a nutty military storm trooper special forces manual? Maybe a description of terrorist tactics from a Robert Ludlum novel?

Nah. Hardcore. Shock, Rage, Xplode, Nitro, Asylum are the names of anabolic steroid-enhancing muscle-building protein products from GNC. These “sports nutrition” concoctions, usually in powdered form, are promoted to enhance your workout, “to help you reach your personal best.” But what are these product names meant to convey? Hardcore muscle-heads, use these and you’ll be shocked full of rage, ready to explode like nitro with a one-way ticket to the asylum. Personal best, baby.

Published by Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

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