Ah, the memories. Early Sixties. I was in the third grade. A Christmas Pageant for our parents and onstage we filed one-by-one each holding a sign with a single letter that would spell the warm and fuzzy message: CHRISTMAS LOVE. Except we somehow got out of line, mixed up, marched and lined-up holding above our shaggy holiday heads our assigned letters. And spelled instead of Christmas Love.…
C R E A M E S … H I S ….V O L T S
Sister Mary Agonista Sufferina, rushing onstage to re-arrange us…oh, the horror. Quickly we re-shuffled presenting our holy message to our puzzled parents..this time spelling:
C R A V E… H O T… S L I M S.
Holy Lord, muttered Sister Agonista Sufferina, this time recruiting the assured and martinet hands of Sister Atonna Flagalattia who whipped us in chaotic circles uttering tiny hot ejaculations of “holy-mother-of-god” and “jesus-mary & joseph.” Re-arranged again, our little arms now tiring from hoisting letters overhead, we sheepishly shouted in unison the elusive words, “Christmas Love” while overhead our cartoon call-outs shouted the words:
R E C T A L… H O S… V I M.
To vigorous applause, we were shooed off stage left.
8 thoughts on “Christmas Love Past”
AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT READS YOUR URBAN POLITICO OR THE ONLY ONE BORED ENOUGH TO COMMENT????
gawd bless yo dessicated lil’ soul, bro…please comment more…using other names, too…so my fan-base git bigga…>P.
GOD BLESS YA “P”. YOUR FAN BASE LOVES WHAT YOUR THROW’IN DOWN. THE SQUACK ON THE STREET IS REPORTING THE NEED FOR MORE “P” FEEDBACK. OH, BY THE WAY, IS DESICCATED ONE S AND TWO C’S OR TWO S’S AND ONE C. JUST MESSIN WITH YA. ENJOY YOUR WELL DESERVED, NEW FOUND, TIME OFF.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY TALL 3RD GRADER!!!!!
O yeah praajek his quit his day job so u b c n lot more do going down.& yes I stood heads above my 3rd grade homies .
You were in the third grade in the sixties? Come off it Bro!!! (Are you still planning to blackmail me if I disclose your real age?)
yo C-Bro…please don’t tell my parents…I wont b a minor much longer…
SORRY”P”, AGAINST ALL CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, C “BRO” HAS RETIRED AS WELL!! SOMEBODY ELSE MUST KNOW YA. PERHAPS A FORMER CLASS MATE???