Practice playing Risk
Check for roaches in beehive
Practice giving Joe Biden a noogie
Check for Rooskies near the border
Shiny’n die, siccem mi si, hoodaraki saki.
Attend church and cast out your inner witch again.
Re-read your copy of Intelligent Design and if asked about your qualifications to handle the nuclear codes, just remind them of your belief that dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time.
Cleavage, cleavage, cleavage