Hellary…what more can we say.


After declaring victory this week on the night Barack Obama won the democratic nomination for Prezident and bold-facededly spouting two bold-face lies (that South Dakota’s vote for her was the last state in the primary season…a lie…Montana’s vote for Barack was the contest bookend…and “I’ve won the popular vote” lie….) Hellary’s truculent, stubborn and egotistical inability to face reality finally has hit the wall today. Voters, the primary rules, Party leaders, superdelegates and common sense has finally won the day.

But wait…there’s more ! What a hang-over. Hellary opens her eyes the morning after the last two primaries…still in the fog of her REM-induced dream…..
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”…..
….. Hellary opens her Botoxed Bambie-fied eyes*…OMG, that’s not Supreme Court Justice John Roberts swearing me in…it’s….it’s…nooooo…it can’t be…it’s Bill, it’s Bill…pillow-side deep in dream drool, REMMY eyelids twitching in languid, sensuous rhythmic in-and-out-motions…must….get….out….of…..bed…next campaign stop…popular vote…ready to serve on day one….and 3 a.m….anything could happen….bobby kennedy killed on this very day 40 years ago….hmmmm…must get….out….of….bed….I’m a fighter… Bill, get your leg off me….you horny hound…hmmmm….well, been a long time since I got a little….hey, Bill, wake up hound dog. Fcuk the President.

Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

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