Robert Sylvester Kelly (aka R. Kelly), R&B recording star is on trial for engaging in kiddie porn. Act One, Scene One got underway yesterday in Chicago with the jury watching a 25 min. porn video of allegedly Kelly having lots of non-alleged sex lots of ways with an allegedly 13 year old girl. There’s also lots of real urination acts in addition to the real sex acts. Jurors, with mouths agape, got to/had to watch the tape. Kelly says it’s not him on the tape because he has a mole on his backside which the sexer on the tape apparently lacks. No mole, not R.Kelly in the role, says his lawyers. Stay tuned.