Make America Trump

Following Trump’s plan to make his Arch de’Trump into a military arsenal, he also says the Kennedy Center will house the nation’s nuclear bomb depository & the Lincoln Reflecting Pool will hold the nation’s submarine fleet, naval mines, torpedoes & underwater drones. Trump also said his  beautiful new helipad will be house an underground ballistic missile silo. “All my beautification projects are really designed to ensure the security of our nation,” he said.

Trump Center for Performative Trolling Arts

Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood & The Village People will headline the new tRump Center for the Performative Trolling Arts. Formerly the “Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,”  tRump recently named himself as Chairman of the Board. tRump’s daughter-in-law Lara tRump is also scheduled to perform musical covers of Tom Petty & Bob Dylan.