Dwarfs, bearded ladies, alligator ladies, lobster boys, lizard ladies, elephant men and women, and geeks of all kinds will be banned from circus and sideshow acts under a new tRump Executive Order banning DEI hiring. Following tRump’s announcement of the cause of the recent DC-helicopter crash as FAA DEI hiring of employees with “hearing, vision, missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability, and dwarfism,” the president declared that circus DEI policies will henceforth be illegal.
A spokesgeek for The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus issued the following statement: “Even though we no longer employ such “performers” in our family-oriented exhibitions, nor do we employ animals of any kind, outside of the political arena, we welcome the President’s executive order and pledge to donate one million dollars to the President’s future legal aid fund to defray any necessary hush-money payments to sex-abused or disgruntled White House employees or porn actors. White House spokeswoman said that DEI hiring has no place in America’s labor force especially in the field of circus and sideshow entertainment.
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