Just because the Greatest President Of All Time – GPOAT- collected some souvenirs from his First Term, the Libber-fibbers have conspired to indict him for breaking Federal laws that were actually really truly broken, in my opinion, by Hillary “Lockerup” Clinton, Joe “Trippy” Biden, Barack Hussain Obama and Mike “ Hang’em High” Pence. After about a year-long investigation by some guy named Jack Smith at the Justice Department, a Federal Grand Jury in Miami votes to indict our President-in-Exile Donald “Didn’t Do Anything Wrong” Trump.
Our beautiful, honest MAGAnaut Trump decides to box up some innocent keepsakes from his MAGAnificant four years, and suddenly the LibaWokers are ready to hang him like we wanted to hang Mike Pence on Jan 6.
What President wouldn’t want to box-up precious mementos of the most powerful job in the world: such as defense and weapons capabilities of both the US and foreign countries; US nuclear programs; potential vulnerabilities of the US and its allies to military attack; and plans for possible retaliation in response to a foreign attack. Proud souvenirs and trophies like these are meant to be boxed up, stored and shared with and viewed by friends and neighbors. And it’s not like these keepsakes were stored next to a Corvette in a garage. No! President Trump responsibly stored them in his bedroom, his bathroom, in his ballroom (isn’t that where most normal Americans store their memories?) and even a shower (clean handling!) And the bathroom had a window and was even lighted with crystal chandeliers. How’s that for transparent responsible handling of what Liberals describe irrationally as our Nation’s Classified Secrets.
These 37 witch-hunt counts of Federal crimes are now added to his two impeachments as President; he has been sued repeatedly, found liable for sexual abuse, his company has been found guilty of tax evasion; he faces a criminal trial in New York, is under investigation for the January 6 “tourist visit” by his supporters and election interference in Georgia. The burdens this Man of the People must bear!
To even think of this bronze American hero, his beautiful mane of patriotic silken septuagenarian combed-over orange hair waving in the American breeze like a flag of freedom covering our nation’s bald spots…to picture this paragon of righteousness and retribution wearing an orange jump suit and perp-walking in custody to federal prison, is just too much to imagine. Can you imagine it?
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