Only Three Days Left to Bash Bush

So many fcuk-ups to account for, so little time. In honor of Mr. Bush’s Final Days here are the lyrics to my super (s)hit musicrant of 2007, “Ask Yo Docta.” (to download the mp3..see column on right side)

Ask Yo Docta (Afta the Fall)

© n’flay’td faatha, 2007
aka n’flaytee, aka PraaJek

Afta the 9 eleven
Afta the twins did fall
Afta the dust did setta
Afta the eyes rub raw
Afta the eyes cried
Fcukin world B on R side
We force
A midda finger
In the face
Of helping hands on
Peace
We slamm the open door
And beat the drums
Of a rummy’s war.

After the party’s over
After we swallowed hard
The lil’ pill that’s oval
The lil’ pill that’s blue
The lil’ pill that make you
stand up straight & true
Yo betta ask yo docta
If Bush B right for you.

Afta the struttin an pompa
Afta the mission accompa
Afta The Emperor’s flightsuit swagga
Not like Mick Jagga
Mo like Pee Wee Herman
Exposin’ a foul beast slouchin’ slow
Toward Bagdad
Draggin’ big dad’s bag
Left at the junction
Caused a maja wardrobe malfunction.

After the party’s over
After we swallowed hard
The lil’ pill that’s oval
The lil’ pill that’s blue
The lil’ pill that make you
stand up straight & true
Yo betta ask yo docta
If Bush B right for you.

After the US Attorneys sackin’
By the Injustice Department attackin’
And Rovin hands hijackin’
Votin’ booths and pollin’ places
Circling the faith-based bases
Scorin’ red state aces.

Afta Katrina outrages
The sins of immigrant wages
Afta Congressional hustling
Afta Republicans lustin
Afta Capitol Pages

Afta the patriot act pornin’
Afta Cheney’s terror warnings
A new American censored morning
And Neocons pounding and banging
For a public hanging
Of a sadistic sadaam
Thank you madaam for what
The cell phone caught
In the hell
Of an Abu Garib jail.

Afta Iraqi destruction
Afta wacky reconstruction
Afta the taxpayer pocket suction
Afta the Christian fathaland security
Fingerprints and blue eyed purity
After the Halliburton contract scammin’
It’s Gitmo if yo say taka hike
And rectal scannin’
Fo no 2
Asshos look alike.

After the party’s over
After we swallowed hard
The lil’ pill that’s oval
The lil’ pill that’s blue
That make you stand up straight & true
It’s too late to ask yo docta
If Bush was right for you.

It’s too late to ask yo docta
If Bush was right for you.

It’s too late to ask yo docta
If Bush was right for you.

Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

2 thoughts on “Only Three Days Left to Bash Bush”

  1. Mr. Praajek, I certainly do enjoy your left of center, sometimes extreme commentaries. They rate right up there with listening to a juicy confession! Oh my!A little word to the wise though laddie. Stroke your quill with deliberation as well tempered caution. The neo-cons will despise your resolve. I have personally experienced their wrath. Thirteen years, exiled to a West Texas community with sixty three parishioners! It is what I perceive to be the ecumemical equivalent of a Lone Star Gorky. Regardless, I’ve been blessed with an allotted parcel of hard pan to grow my low grade, flat land coffee beans. No comparison mind you, to the heavenly mountain bean, although they do put quite a swagger on this old Irishman’s be-hind. Goodness, there I go again rambling on. Please allow me to carry on for just a wee bit longer my dear friend.I stumbled across your blog, Mr Praajek, nearly a year ago, accidentally.Ultimately, I was looking for a small village just outside Austria called Praajtiva. This place is of special interest to me. It was there that my core beliefs of my vocation had matured. My inept Google skills sent you to me!! I ‘ve been reading as well admiring your rather twisted views of the world, and I must confess laddie, that my concerns for your purported and sometimes covert disdain for the Catholic Church is troubling for this old man! It has been my experience, Mr Praajek, that many of these ill regards towards the Church can sometimes stem from early childhood experiences. I can only assume from your previous writings that you were raised in a Catholic environment and from the looks of your picture you are probably the product of the old Catholic school system. I can only say this laddie. Most schoolboys were often touched by an Angel or by the Right Hand of the Father and rarely,some were touched by, well lets just say, by a misguided sheperd. Should this be your case, Mr. Praajek, please remember that you are not to be of blame,it is not your fault. This type of behavior “must” be an American thing.We Irishman certainly love our woman, uh, in a spiritual way of course. Please remember Mr Praajek,to hold your chin up and expose your heart as well as you expose your talents in writing and lift them both up as a gift to our Lord, Jesus Christ. God bless you Mr Praajek.

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  2. I’d venture to say that by the time this joker gets out of office, a docta will be null and void. Many will be asking their lawyers. Real estate lawyers,bankruptcy,divorce and some will need the assistance of a criminal attorney. Go ask yo lawya may be more appropriate. Of course the lawya will most certainly say YES

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