2008 Members of the Pants-Down Club

Congratulations to newly-inducted members of the Class of 2008 Pants-Down Club. Thanks for the entertainment.

Elliot Spitzer, Gov. New York
John Edwards, former U.S. Senator and Presidential candidate.
Rep. Tim Mahoney (D-Fla.)..(replaced former pants-down Rep. -R-FLa.-Mark Foley)
Rep. Vito J. Fossella, the N.Y. Staten Island Republican
Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who was on the DC Madam escort list, replaced former pants-down member Rep. Bob Livingston (R-LA),who “abruptly resigned after disclosures of numerous affairs” in 1998.
Kwame Kilpatrick; Mayor of Detroit, MI (currently relaxing in the Big House)
Larry Craig, U.S. Senator…although pleaded guilty to airport bathroom foot tapping in 2007, deserves re-induction to the 2008 Class because of the court’s denial in 2008 to reverse his guilty plea.
Plaxico Burris, a NY Giant…jury still out on your excuse for shooting yourself in the thigh in a club…do we smell an over-energetic lap dance here, perhaps?

Thanks and welcome all to the club..can we get some female pants-down members in 2009?

Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

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