Illinois Guv.Blago’s 77 page FBI affidavit reads like a Sopranos TV script, sans whacking orders.
Prez-elect Barack’s never been so happy to have been called a MOFA.(Thanks Blago)
Bush’s new talking points for administration officials giving Final Days speeches about his accomplishments…e.g. “kept us safe after 9-11..”; “funded AIDS prevention in Africa…”; “maintained the honor and dignity of his office…” That last one translates into: never got a blow job from a White House intern.” Does Laura count?