Know any Repooblickans who are still kickin’ over taking a licking’ on Nov. 4 ? Got just the cure. Miraculin is a glycoprotein extracted from a West African fruit plant. It’s not sweet itself, but when it touches the human tongue bitterness turns to sweetness. A persimmon or a lemon or anything citrusy sour will taste like sweet gummy bears…the taste change lasts for up to an hour. Bars in Chicago are offering the small red berries for $3 apiece and served with a variety of sour foods. Bitter about McPalin’s November whuppin? Pop a handful of miraculin berries sore losers, life will taste sweeter…maybe til Jan. 20.
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Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer. View all posts by Lawrence Rudmann