So Happy He Believes He Can Fly…R. Kelly Free…

After deliberating less than a day a Chicago jury declared R&B star R. Kelly not guilty on charges of child porn. The jury began the trial by watching the 27 minute sex video and before deliberating watched it again and asked the judge for a copy to watch during deliberations. After the acquittal, Kelly’s lawyers passed out autographed copies of the sex video to the excited jurors. Kelly reportedly said that the first thing he wants to do is to see his god-daughter-sex video co-star and “just shower that girrl with gold” for all the pain and hurt this trial has caused her.

Author: Lawrence Rudmann

Multi-genre comedic political poet and trender/periscoper of what's around the corner. Avid tennis player and ukulele strummer. Comedic poetry stimulator and healer.

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