Don’t forget Earth Hour. Tonight you’re supposed to turn off all lights from 8-9 p.m. (CST)…to stop global warming or something. PraaJek will do his part…and not fart for a whole hour from 8-9 p.m. Or as they say in Sierra Leone, Ah noh pull baad breez. Human and bovine flatulence is a major contributor to global warming. Prepare for other symbolic anti-global-______Days to come:
Girth Hour..every one suck in their bellys for one hour to reduce Global Girth.
Birth Hour…all delivering moms hold it for one hour to reduce Global birth rates.
Mirth Hour…everyone tell jokes and giggle for one hour to increase Global Humor.
Worth Hour…everyone count up your net worth for one hour to help combat Global Poverty.
Dearth Hour.. everyone go out and consume, buy and fill every want for one hour to combat Global Famine, Scarcity and Need. Hey…It’s Dearth Hour every hour in America.