Following tRump’s Oval Office Zelensky meltdown tRump’s water broke and he was rushed to JD Vance’s White House couch where he anally birthed a Demon Child spawned by Elon Musk. The intersex hermaphrodite child was named XumpAUturd.

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Following tRump’s Oval Office Zelensky meltdown tRump’s water broke and he was rushed to JD Vance’s White House couch where he anally birthed a Demon Child spawned by Elon Musk. The intersex hermaphrodite child was named XumpAUturd.


Trump, Putin and Zelensky walk into a bar. Putin says I’ll have a Moscow Mule, Zelensky says I’ll have a Ukrainian Donkey, and Trump says I’ll have a Gaza on the rocks. Bartender looks at them and asks, “do you want a punch line with that?”