2024 End Of Year(EOY) Rap-Up: Long Division-Divided & Conquered©️


Divide the Women by the Men
Rend Not Blend
Fission not fusion
Just division, confusion
Learn long division.
Divide large numbers
Into smaller parts
A simple algorithm
Split and Schism
The dark arts
Of divide
And decide to attack
Then multiply
And subtract
Bring down
The Left
Over remainders
The dividend is now a
Divided quotient
Too small will fail
The DIVIDER prevails.

Roe roe roe
Their hopes
Went gently down the drain
Joe Goes
Kamala knows
“You exist in the context of all in Which you live and what came before you.”

CharliChapelSabrinaTayTay
All legs all butts
All bumps and rumps
Huffin’ & puffin’
All u mofas
Like JD ad-Vancin’
Pumpin’ and humpin’
Raw-doggin’ on his mama’s Basement sofa
While in TikTok trances
Of Raygun break dances
Shuffle dances
Apple dances
The t-Rump always dances.

Memes and themes
And TikTok dreams
Reel’n from reels of insta-scamy
“Did you knows” & “one Small Trick.”
Blue and green message bubbles
Battle like incompatible Trolls
Damn, they paved over the Chicago Rat Hole.
Hallucinating Ai CHAT bots
Spread contagious
Brain Rots
The elit’ed depleted Democrats’
Crusade to save Democracy
A bleak retreat to
Kakistocracy
Pathological Kleptocracy
That Yeats said it best first
In his “Second Coming”
“The best lack all conviction, while the Worst   
Are full of passionate Intensity.”

The battle rages
Ozempic Olympic
Gold
Silver medal for WeGovies
The price of fat wars soars
The wages of thin
Ignores the sins
That eat too much within.

Crypto bros
DOGE Bois
Bit the coin pouches
Of Nicotine Zyn
Condemned to lose
Not win
But doomed
To soak in t-Rump’s Muskshit
Grifter Perfume
(Will need to take an Everything Shower)
Lysistrata-ed and castrated
Only Fcuk it
With a DUNE
Popcorn bucket.

Accused as Spoiled BRAT-
Less Cat Ladies
Made a
Little litter stink
As Girl Bosses
They carried no crosses
And no high fives
For Trad Wives with kitchen knives.

Babygirl
Meme me
Beam me up
Hottie
Deem me worthy
Of viral ragin’
Contagion
Make me, Baby
Moo Deng
Duct tape my $6 million banana
To the wall and eat it
Like Only Fans Lily FillUps
New Disney Princess imitation
Star of “A Hundred and One Penetrations”

One assassin hot
One assassin caught
A fake one shot
A nick in time
Eerily close but no see scar?

America was looking for a man in finance
Six five (he lies) orange skinny eyes,
Felonious dis-trust fund
Ina diapa
He’s ripe’a.

Hate watch
Screen time
Scream time
In the Coliseum
Mini-skirted men
Perspire
Are guys still thinking about the Roman Empire?

Dylan got played
by a Wonky Willy
Hawk-Toauh’ed by
A “demure and mindful” girl.

And a deranged brain
Wormed and squirmed
Confirmed and earned
The MAGA Savior’s Depraved Embrace
His father’s legacy Junior Disgraced.

Drones
Overblown in dark night
Skies
Made New Jersey
Nervy
The King to be
Says shoot’em down
But not my
Chosen ones
Unless found
Not enuf pervy.

P-Diddy freaked out
Tiny Putin-y defenestrated
His Open Windows policy Unrestrained
Nalvany and death, destruction in Ukraine.
Israeli revenge
Radical Zionist cringe
It’s not anti-Semitic to feel Palestinian pain.

One of world’s greatest humans to ever grace this planet has departed. Our species is bereft without you, Jimmy Carter. No rhyme. Just reason. “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven”

That raps it up for another year..
A bit obtuse my words got loose
In doggerel downward rhyming lines
At least not
Generated by an Ai bot.

Peace and Love in 2025…it’s still worth the effort. LAWRENCE
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MAKING NEWS. 🗯️HAPPENING NOW OR WHENEVER🗯️News & Updates on the tRump Re-transition to the White House 

Proclamation by He Who Rules

Beginning Jan 20 president tRump’s cabinet will no longer be referred to as a cabinet. HIS loyal servants shall be members of The Closet, where they will hang loyally until summoned to cloak HIM in warm PRAISE, AFFECTION and SYCOPHANCY. More Closet Appointees will be announced soon. Or later, as HIS POWERFULNESS desires. 

Just In📣🗯️

Following the announcements of Matt “Pedo” Gaetz as US Attorney General, RFK “NoVax” Junior as HHS Secretary and Colorado U.S. Rep. Lauren “FeelMeUp” Bobert as Education Secretary, His Majesty announced that He will announce the Announcement of Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene as General of the Armies of the United States, the highest military rank in the United States, a “super rank” that is above all other military officers. General Greene will oversee the nation’s development of top-lethal military weapons including new Jewish Space Lasers. 

All Hell

All Hell the Commander tRump. Promoted from within the lower ranks of the American military, new loyal generals will forsake their birth names and bear the following VERY STRONG names:

Generals von Ribbentrop,Speer, Bormann, Goebbels, Göring and Himmler. These loyal VERY STRONG new generals will serve for The President’s pleasure and entertainment. 

New National Anthem

Based on the classic by Frans Schubert, Ave Maria by will  be tweaked to Ave Ivanka and will be mandatorily sung at all sporting events by local Kid Rock-trained tribute singers. Audiences will sway side to side while mouthing what they don’t know are the words. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS of ANNOUNCEMENTS : 

El Jefe tRump today announced that He will soon be announcing the announcement and appointment of YE (formerly known as Kanye West) as Official Boot Licker & Presidential Shoeshine Slobber Boy. YE will also perform peripheral perineal duties as demanded. 

Announcing More Announcements:

President-for-Life tRump today announced the appointment of famed chef/gourmand Dr Hannibal Lector as U. S. Surgeon General. Dr Lector will oversee the nation’s transition to an All-Carnivore American diet. All plant-based food including once popular fruits and vegetables (except for deep-fried potato-based sticks) will be phased out during the transition to the Official MACMAGA MEATERS Diet. Popular celebrity Ronald MacDonald will serve as Deputy Surgeon General in charge in promoting the new MACMAGA MEATERS national initiative. 

New Honors

Congressional Medal of Honor will now be called the “Poorly Educated Medal Of Honor” Award in honor of The Honorable President tRump’s famous “I love the poorly educated”statement. 

Camp David name changed to Eagle’s Nest

Oval Office renamed to Mancave

Women and Dogs banned from active combat duty.