Clown Fish

Florida Gov Ron DeSanitize announced that the Amphiprion ocellaris, known as the Clown fish, will be banned from the state and prohibited from any aquariums in homes or museums in the state of Florida. The clown fish is a protandrous hermaphrodite, which means the male can change its sex to female during its life. “These ‘tranny’ fish creatures present a perverted example to our children by promoting a transgender lifestyle incompatible with healthy Christian American values,” DeSanitize said. According to marine biologists, the “Tranny” fish also lives in a harem in which an established dominance hierarchy manages the group and keeps individuals at a specific social rank. “This anti-social unchristian lifestyle is not the message we should be exposing our children to,” he said. US President tRump says he will direct his Dept of Justice to investigate this fish toward possibly issuing an Executive Order banning the tranny Clown fish from all American waters, interior or exterior and from competing as males in female athletics.