Tag: Tomb of Unknown Soldier

A 6.5 earthquake hit Arlington National Cemetery today after Commander tRump Bonespurs laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the ground over the Unknown Soldier and thousands of other graves erupted from a rare “grave turnover.”  tRump Bonespurs said he will deport any gravediggers who try to restore the graves of these “suckers & losers.”