Who Murdered Michael Jackson? I’ve Got a Clue!


The Lost Boyz. Weapon: their parents. In the bedroom.

Rev. Sharpton. Weapon: a tawana brawley trash bag. Outside the window.

Ms. “Peacock.” Weapon: donated eggs. In the laboratory.

Sista Janet. Weapon: her exposed breast (a killa not a thrilla). In the conservatory.

Mrs. Rowe. Weapon: her lawyers. In the study.

Professor Dr. Murray. Weapon: pills, pills and more pills. In the dining room.