THE WORST OF TIMES
End Of Year EOY RapUp – 2025©️
It was the Worst of Times,
It was the…uh….Worst of Times.
Can’t say “explain”
So let’s “unpack”
The 2025 pain
With some insane flashbacks.
Should’ve seen it coming
Dark stars misaligned
MAGA beats a’drumming
Summoning and humming
For their Orange Divine.
The woking dead are buried
And the Penny gone for good
Tay & Travis getting married
Singing about his wood.
Suni & Butch in orbit trapped
A nine months-long gestation
In a tin can space station
Despite much speculation
Emerged as only two
With zero complications.
A birthday parade
For America’s despot
A gold charade
Take a knee kiss the ring
A “sucker-free” cavalcade.
Tanks and mules and tin pot
Troopers,
The injured and dead not a “good look”
Those suckers and losers
Are party poopers.
tRump sealed the deals
On the heels
Of his tariffs
Billionaires kneel
With so much zeal
To pay their tariff bills
The wheels
Of his fortunes so surreal
He can’t conceal
His squeals
Feel like a Happy Meal.
But Jeez
TACO Trump went down on his knees
To please and appease
The Chinese Xi
Who sees
The t-Rumpus as old and sleazy
A wheezy geezer
Who’s so e-z peezy.
Rage baiting
Bio-Hacking hating
broligarchs bowing
Like Sydney Sweeney-swooning
Ass-ups
Mooning for His Majesty’s
Spooning
Out tariff bribes
For their Ai tribes.
Aura farming
Doom scrolling
Naked dresses not alarming
As Mar-a-Lago Instagram faces
Stand in line for an Elon baby
A fuckface stuffed Labubu maybe?
K-Pop, Kimmel, Kirk and
KarTrashians
the Letter K swelled
King tRumpus’s
Fungus
hands and Kankles
Kaboshed democracy
With a lowercase kakistocracy.
Kennedy Center trashed &
Peace Museum desecration
Redact the Gulf of Mexico
Next to go
Christmas…
A celebration
Of a Krampus scary
Not-so-merry TRUMPMAS.
Cultural revolutionists
Shake-down academic deans
By any vengeful means
A naked Louvre-esque heist
Universities on bended knees
Pay the price
Our King demands
Now our nation’s zeitgeist
Left-wind lunatic transgressor professors
Will now sing requiems
In Kentucky’s Creation Museum.
Is ChatGPT-eeing cheating?
Is Morgan Wallen rapping
“passing” in a durag cap
Be worse than Beyoncé
In a cultural trespassing cowboy hat?
Let’s see those Epstein Files
Who clocked the airline miles?
On the Lolita Pedo-Express
No need to confess
Flight manifests say “YES”
tRump, the Prince and Bubba, too,
Tech Titans and all at a sick mani-fest
Now hide their heads, whine & wince.
Our Commander of War
A sloshed Fox News bore
Hegseth and his angry inch
Spills secrets & throws a wrench
In his brewing plans
Pours over drafts
In Signal apps
Guzzling with gusto
Not halfway sane
Don’t worry
He’s feelin’ no pain.
The ICEMEN
Cometh in black SUVs
Dangling tiny scrotums
From the rear
Big guns are their totem woods
Subbing for their real manhood
So horny they’ll even eat at Arby’s
While lusting for their boss
Fakeface ICE Barbie.
This year was the worst
But not totally cursed
Leo gave us a real America First
And Lady Gaga returned in a bad romance burst.
Ai slop hallucinations
Won’t be humanity’s salvation
Remember the key word in artificial Ai
Will always be
Artificiality.
Mamdani & Luigi
The Woke font Calabri
Trad wives or madwives
Gooning not spooning
The East Wing is history
It’s no mystery why
Rebuild with Gold Plated carpet tiles
Golden Shag rug piles
Gold rust-ole-umed
Floors inlayed gold sprayed Linoleum
Built for King Nut’s
Golden Mausoleum.
This is the End My Friend
The Doors of Perception
Saw the Whores of Corruption
Cross fading
Betraying the Constitution
Until our Destruction.
Happy New Year… with hope.
Lawrence F. R. 2025
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