tRump Pressures Pope to Canonize Charlie Kirk

Posted on by Lawrence Rudmann

Pope Leo will have his U.S. citizenship revoked unless he canonizes recently murdered right winger Charlie Kirk, declared tRump. “I demand that Saint Charlie statues,holy water & cards & relics be displayed for adoration and supplication in every public school & government office,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)

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