This Just In: tRump intends to annex the independent territory, The Vatican City, & declare himself the new Pope, replacing recently departed Pope Francis. “The beautiful city of Vatican, with lots of gold and fancy candle holders and rings.. I love gold rings.. is of vital interest to US security & my family. As the new Pope, I, “Pope Humble the Most,” will cleanse the Deep State Catholic Temple. Plus I’ll look great in those red shoes and MAGA beanie,” he said.
tRump to Annex Vatican & Become New Pope
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