Trump’s Arrested Developments

Feel for Donald. On Thursday, August 24, 2023, the thug who dis-served as President of the US will feel the long arm of the law as he is once again arrested and arraigned, this time at the Fulton County, Georgia courthouse for alleged crimes involving the 2020 Presidential election. The County sheriff says that Trump will be treated during arraignment as any other indicted criminal defendants. This could mean placing his tiny hands on a fingerprint scanner, (if fingerprint scanners are made that small) getting his petulant pouty mug photographed, his shoe laces removed, his three yard long belt slid from around his ginormous belly and, gawd forbid, his lengthy wide-bodied red necktie loosened and removed. And as other arraigned potential felons, he will undergo a thorough body search, including an intimate inspection of his schallacked and orange-varnished bouffant toupee. And a medical exam. This last process, the “medical exam,” is basically a euphemism for a cavity search, i.e. rectal exploration for contraband, weapons, spare Big Macs and litres of Diet Coke. Rumor has it that Georgia Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene, who spends a lot of time with her head up Trump’s arse, will be recruited to perform this “long arm of the law” procedure. The actual courtroom proceedings might be televised. But spare us from a televised medical exam.